From my brother’s email box. Draw your own analogies…but smile, ‘cuz life’s too short not to! -dawnlizjones
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

I love it! Humor is God’s answer to theology’s conceit and self-importance.
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Would love to reblog if I may?
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Totally! A compliment!
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HAHAHAHA!! Oh my goodness… too, too funny. Today is a great day to laugh!!
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EVERY day is a great day to laugh.
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True, true…
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Ba ha ha ha ha!
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Reblogged this on QUEST:THE HOME STRETCH and commented:
….and you thought religion was humorless
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THANKS so much!
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Bahahaha! Now that was funny 🙂
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To make you giggle is music to my soul!
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I’ve heard other versions of this story, but yours is the best! J.
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LOL! Wow I love the ending that was pretty funny!
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